January 3: weight 207.2... Saturday is bad day to begin a diet

While my pants are cutting off my circulation and my third chin can hide the Twinkie I’m craving, I’ve definitely been fatter than I am now! I was 215 lbs at some point this past year and I do remember setting a goal to be 195 at the start of this new year. Unfortunately, I’ve proven that goal-setting is overrated. Oh well! While I’m home from vacation, I decided that today (Saturday) is the worst day to start a diet. I’m sure studies reveal that fact so I’ll wait until the first Monday of the new year to begin. This is the national holiday for dieters—we all jump on the band wagon… and it tips over.